Tuesday, June 17, 2025

Survive an Apocalypse with Hunter Shea #Survive #Apocalypse #GuestBlog


10 Things You Need to Survive an Apocalypse


1. Shelter – Preferably One That Moves – Look, even if there isn’t an apocalypse, everyone needs a place to stay. That’s even more important when things are out to get you. Sure, you could huddle in a bomb shelter, but that will eventually make you crazy as time marches on in your safe but all too confining tomb. So, grab yourself an RV, and if you can, reinforce those windows and doors, guard the tires, and bring spare parts for inevitable breakdowns. Sure, the world is ending, but it’s still nice to get out and see it all come apart. Can’t beat that fresh air (unless it’s contaminated by nuclear waste – then, stay in the bomb shelter).

2. Food – Another given. But, with the world collapsing, you’re going to have to stock up on canned and dry goods. Fine dining is out the window. So is pizza and, gasp, hamburgers! (Unless you know how to butcher a cow, which is a skill we could add to this list). Remember, you’re on the run, trying to survive, so you need carbs and protein. That means you need to become acquainted with Spam and other canned meats like it. It’s usually an ick for me, but I do realize its importance. And like they said about Spam in Dawn of the Dead, it comes with its own key. Best fried up with some rice and spices of your choice. Maybe throw in some beans. 

3. Reading Material – With no television, radio or Internet, things are about to get pretty boring. Even with everything crashing down around you, there will still be plenty of down time. Unlike grocery stores and pharmacies, I’m pretty sure looters will steer clear of libraries and bookstores. So, stock up and maybe get to those classics you’ve been meaning to read. I’m looking at you, Moby Dick. And grab as many reading glasses as you can. Accidents happen, and there won’t be stores around to find a new pair. 

4. Weapons – No matter what, there will come a time when you’ll need to defend yourself. You don’t need an arsenal that would make a Marine blush, but you do need something. Guns are good if you’re bad at up close combat. But knives, bats, hell, Chinese throwing stars, all work. Maybe grab a book about self-defense while you’re at that empty library. Get those hands registered as lethal weapons. Oh wait, the registry office is closed permanently. 

5. First Aid/Medicine – This requires planning. Pharmacies will be ransacked the minute things go sideways. Make sure you know how to get to the one nearest you and make it your first stop. Stock up on antibiotics and painkillers. If you’re late to the party, go to a Walmart or Target and snatch some first aid kits, peroxide, rubbing alcohol, anti-itch cream, you name it. If you missed that boat, break into houses that have been abandoned and raid those medicine cabinets. Again, a book on natural remedies will come in handy. 

6. Liquid – Even more important than food, since you can only go three days without water. In this scenario, anything goes. Water, soda, energy drinks, flavored iced teas. Just make sure you stock up. Don’t forget alcohol. Even if you don’t drink, trust me, you’re gonna need it. Have beer on hand for fun and relaxation, and hard alcohol for, ah, medicinal purposes. And fun and relaxation. 

7. A Companion – What’s the point of surviving the apocalypse if you’re all alone? You’ve taken care of your physical health, now let’s focus on the mental and emotional side of things. It could be a spouse, friend, friend with benefits, total stranger. Humans need other humans to thrive while they survive. Plus, you may need to repopulate the human race, so it would be really nice to bunk up with someone you really dig. 

8. Get Yourself a Dog – This is a subset of rule #7. A fuzzy companion adds more joy to your life. Also, in this situation, skew towards a larger dog, preferably one that is territorial. You need protection, and a dog’s keen senses will know when danger is afoot well before you do. A little unconditional love will go a long way when all of the things you held dear are gone. 

9. Clothes for all Seasons – Throw your fashion sense away. You’re looking for clothes to get you through cold winters and scorching summers. Who cares if nothing matches? You’re dressing for survival. Get yourself some good thermals. Some hats to block the sun. Sunglasses with UV protection. Many pairs of underwear. Just because you don’t have to go to work or family functions doesn’t mean you can allow yourself to become Stinky Pete. 

10. Cleaning Products – Last but not least, you need things to keep yourself and your environment clean. Good hygiene will lead to less infections that, in this world collapse scenario, can lead to your demise. Bleach cleaners for the RV (and Windex for the windows), plus plenty of sanitzer and soap for your body. Heck, load up on cologne and perfume, since showers are going to be scarce. You have a ride or die with you. No need for you both to funk up the RV. 


Combustible
Hunter Shea 

Genre: Horror/Post Apocalyptic/Dark Humor
Publisher: Dark Wolf Books
Date of Publication: 6/17/2025
ISBN: 979-8895678923
ASIN: B0F7Z8X3C5
Number of pages: 374
Word Count: 94,000

Tagline: POST-APOCALYPTIC HORROR MEETS THRILLER IN A DYSTOPIAN NIGHTMARE OF FIRE AND ASH.

Book Description:

The world didn't end with a bang or a whimper...it ended with people bursting into flames.

Across the globe, spontaneous human combustion (SHC) is turning ordinary citizens into living infernos. Governments collapse, cities fall silent, and the air itself tastes like ash. Society burns while the lucky few are left to wonder: When will it be me?

Sam and Aja were already falling apart before the fires came. Now, trapped in a crumbling apartment and suffocating under the weight of isolation, their love feels just as doomed as the rest of humanity. But when whispers spread of a small Canadian town called Consumption, untouched by the inferno, hope flickers.

Stealing an RV and refusing to leave Aja behind, Sam sets out on a desperate, ash-streaked journey through a burned-out North America. With his best friend in tow and a growing crew of strange, unforgettable survivors, they chase rumors through a landscape warped by horror, madness, and the heat of human combustion.

Perfect for fans of The Gone-Away World by Nick Harkaway and Warm Bodies by Isaac Marion, Combustible is a harrowing, darkly tender exploration of what survives when everything else burns. Will love endure in a world destined to ignite?

Excerpt:

There were shouts within and then banging, followed by the distinctive sound of splintering wood. I watched a man rush into the room and douse the flames with a handheld fire extinguisher. I got to walking before the smoke settled. I had a pretty good idea of what I’d see and my day was already shit enough.

I hurried around the corner and almost whooped out a hallelujah when I saw the gate to Singa’s was up.

My enthusiasm was tempered when I looked through the window. The place had been ransacked.

Singa, at least that’s what I assumed his name was since he was always there, sat behind the counter reading an old newspaper.

“What happened in here?” I said.

The shelves had all been knocked down, glass to the cold cases reduced to pebbles, boxes, bottles and cans strewn about as if the entire store had been invaded by a mosh pit.

Singa, who had been old to begin with, looked like he’d aged twenty years. The bags under his eyes were dark and had an almost crispy texture. Those umber eyes held back tears that threatened to fall any second. He looked around the remains of his store in a daze.

“Humanity happened,” he said, his voice, like his gaze, far, far away.

I put a fifty-dollar bill on the counter. “You mind if I see if there’s anything worth saving?

“Keep your money.” He either avoided my gaze or thought he was talking to a ghost. “Money burns. We all burn.”

I snatched a reusable bag from the floor and got on my hands and knees, looking for anything that had been left whole. I came up with a box of elbow macaroni, a can each of beets, sliced potatoes and artichoke hearts, three bottles of off-brand water, and a box of stuffing mix. It wasn’t much, but it was better than nothing.

I slung the bag over my shoulder. “Is…is there anything I can do for you?”

His eyes slowly found mine. “Yes.” He opened his palm. In the center, I saw a tiny pile of black specks. “Run.”

Singa dipped his head and inhaled the powder like a cokehead fresh from rehab.

The sneeze came instantly.

The flames seemed to burst from every pore of his body.

I jumped back and slipped on a pile of debris, sure that the heat had singed my eyebrows.

Poor Singa slumped into his chair and burned without a sound.

It took a few attempts to get to my feet and run out of the store. In my mad dash back home, my heavy breathing popped the tampons loose. I didn’t stop to look for them.

I noticed fires in other windows.

The one that had been put out earlier was back, blazing again. SHC was like that sometimes. Someone on the radio had called it ‘almost sentient.’ It didn’t like it when people put it out. So, it came back with a vengeance. This time, no one tried to extinguish it.

In fact, there were tendrils of smoke everywhere as far as I could see. And nowhere could you hear the sound of a single fire engine. What was the point?

Oddly, what disturbed me most was when one of the feral cats hiding under a car gave a loud sneeze. It burst into flame immediately. The fleeing blur of burning hair and flesh went headfirst into a wall, made a sharp turn and disappeared down an alley, leaving grayish smoke in its wake.

 

About the Author:

Often called THE KING OF THE CRYPTIDS, Hunter Shea is a lifelong horror hound and NY Times bestselling author of over forty books of monstrous mayhem, ghostly frights, and newfound terrors. Some of his bestselling books include the critically acclaimed Creature, They Rise, and The Montauk Monster, the nostalgic Money Back Guaranteed and One Size Eats All series, and Jessica Backman’s Death in the Afterlife paranormal trilogy. His books have been found in the International Cryptozoology Museum and his face on the Discovery Channel where he talks about, well, monsters.

He can be heard and seen on his two long-running podcasts, Final Guys and Monster Men, both informed and humorous explorations of horror’s best – and worst – movies, books, and video games, as well as interviews with some of the hottest writers, directors and producers in the genre. You’ll also find exciting first-hand accounts of true-life hauntings, UFOs, cryptid encounters and more.

Website – www.huntershea.com








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