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Wednesday, November 29, 2023

Supernatural Dating Tips with Frank Zanca #GraphicNovel #Vampires #Horror



The trick with dating vampires is to have either a pint of blood ready to go, or a scarf or turtleneck prepared for the next morning for those unseemly hickeys. In addition, help them mix the dirt in their coffins with the best scented potpourri. You can’t be seen with someone smelling like they just died yesterday. 

With werewolves, however, it’s all about stowing the good China and place settings. Bring out the cheap stuff or even plastic silverware when dining. It also might be a good idea to go visit your aunt in Wisconsin once per month. Especially during those pesky full moon nights. Joining him or her during a quiet stroll under a full moon is not advisable. 

Witches are another subject all together. The first date should be something simple, like going out for coffee. The reason for this is elementary. There is the question that needs to be asked and the truth must be sought before any further dates may be planned. Ask the question concisely, “Are you a good witch or a bad witch?” Glenda had it right, and we have all followed her glowing rule. If they hesitate or openly reply with, “Bad.” Then you may want to terminate the date immediately and abscond with your life intact unless you like living on the edge. If you’ve forgotten to ask the question, then while they are sleeping, take the opportunity to look through their pockets or purse for a wand or other magical items that might control your mind and your bank account.

Ghosts have intimacy issues with the fact that they can’t touch you. So, unless you just like to sit and talk, ghost dating may not be for you. In addition, there is never any privacy, as you never know when they are watching or not. Possession gets even worse whether it’s you or some stranger knocking on the door telling you that they love you. It’s all just a bit strange. This one group you might want to steer clear of. Your friends and family might become concerned and institutionalize you for constantly talking to yourself.

Lords of LA #2
Frank Zanca

Genre: Graphic Novel, Action/Horror
Publisher: Destiny Horizons, Inc.
Date of Publication: 11/5/23
Number of pages: 48
Cover Artist: Joe Sanchez

Tagline: Vampires, the Mob, 1950s Hollywood = Awesome

Book Description: 

Lena Morgan was an exotic-looking lounge singer with hopes of achieving the Hollywood dream in 1952. Here dreams were dashed when she became entangled in a lust triangle between the two mob bosses who ruled the city. She found herself turned into a vampire and was forced to leave her newborn son behind for fear of losing control and hurting him. She spent sixty years training to live among humans, building a fortune, and learning not only to fight, but to dominate. Returning to LA, she has one thought, one goal – revenge on both crime families.

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Book Trailer: https://youtu.be/yE_UTGba3NE




About the Author:

Frank Zanca is an award-winning writer and producer with over 20 years of experience in the entertainment industry. Frank’s first published work was the Shadow Raven comic book in 1995. He has since created the Destiny Aurora franchise, which has been wildly successful in both novel and graphic novel forms. It also spawned a board game, and the audiobook is now available on Audible. Also available on Amazon is Frank’s acclaimed WWII biography Escape from Berlin based on the life of Diane Jacobs.

Frank wrote and produced Six Gun Savior, the Supernatural/Western, starring Eric Roberts and Martin Kove (Cobra Kai), along with Star Trek: Renegades.










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