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“Nice moves,” Aunt Poppy said. Sweat was beginning to gather on her brow. Her sandy short-cropped hair glistened in the sunlight. “You must have been practicing while I was away.”
She raised her short sword to guard her face and torso and backed away from me. She certainly looked less intimidating in her formal pantsuit, but the shirt still strained from her hulking arm muscles.
“Something like that,” I replied. I didn’t exactly have fighting clothes, as my mother didn’t approve of this hobby. But my old, beat up riding clothes worked well enough. “Or you’re just getting old.”
I took a deep breath and flung my head to toss my dark black ponytail around to my back. I rushed towards her and she swiped her blade in my direction. At the last moment, I dropped into a crouch and swung my leg around to trip her. She jumped before I could make contact and flipped forward, over my head. She lowered the edge of her short sword to my throat as autumn leaves fell around us.
“Got me again,” I laughed as she pulled her sword away and offered me her hand. I happily took it and pulled myself up. The garden of the Autumn Maiden’s estate wasn’t meant for this sort of training, but it was always my favorite use of the grounds.
“You truly are getting better,” she repeated.
I pushed some loose hairs behind my ear and smirked. “Still not good enough to beat you.”
“Please girl, I have been adventuring for over a century now. You are barely within your second decade,” Aunt Poppy reassured.
“I just really wanted to beat you before . . . . Well, you know,” I admitted.
“Asha,” she began sympathetically, “just because you’re getting married doesn’t mean you need to stop sparring with me.”
“The future Autumn Maiden doesn’t concern herself with the martial arts,” I said, pointing a crooked finger at her, mimicking my grandmother. I pushed my nose out and opened my eyes a bit wider.
Aunt Poppy laughed. “You better not let her catch you doing that. That woman never forgets. You can trust me on that.”
That made a chill run down my back, remembering all the times I’d been scolded by my grandmother. It’s not what she says so much as how she says it. That tone will stick with you.
“But it's more than that, Aunt Poppy. I don’t want sparring to just be a womanly dalliance for me. I want to be an adventurer. I want to be like you!” I exclaimed. I meant it. The princess life never seemed to fit for me.
“I know,” she said in a consolatory tone. “But sometimes we just don’t get to choose our path in life.”
I liked to believe she truly felt things could be different. Why else would she send me such detailed letters of her adventures all the time? I hoped she might know about a loophole to get me out of this.
“But you did!”
Aunt Poppy sighed. There were some things, it seemed, even great adventurers can’t do. “That’s the blessing of being the second born. I assure you, your father has made sacrifices because of his duty to the family. That is just something firstborns get saddled with.”
“It's not fair,” I whined. I sounded like a small child. I always made sure to take advantage of my time with my aunt to get in all my overly dramatic complaints that I couldn’t do in front of the rest of my family.
“That it is not, Asha. Life rarely is,” Poppy said solemnly, turning to look toward the Autumn Maiden’s expansive manor house.
“It's just,” I began, “The way you talk about the material realm makes it sound like there is so much more opportunity there.”
“It is that,” Aunt Poppy admitted, “but there are troubles there too. I’ll be heading back there after tonight’s dinner. Perhaps if you make a good impression your grandmother might let you tag along.”
I smiled at the thought, even though I knew it was a far-fetched fantasy.
“Asha! Sister! It is almost time!” My sister Tinsley called, running out of the large decorative glass double doors on the back of the manor house.
“Very well, Tinsley,” I relented and began following behind her.
“Eh, not so fast,” Aunt Poppy said.
I looked down and noticed the training sword still in my hand. I handed it over.
“I get it,” Aunt Poppy began, “I’ve had more than a few first dates I’d wished I’d brought a weapon along, but it may not offer a good first impression.”
“Probably not,” I laughed.
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Monday, April 24, 2023
Top 10 Ways to Find Love in a (Magical) Hopeless Place with Terry Bartley #Fantasy #ShortStories
It is not always easy to live in a fantasy setting. Dark riders are always trying to kill you for your jewelry. Dragons will never just stand there and let you slay them. And don’t even get me started on the gods.
All of this frustration is a lot more manageable whenever you’ve got a partner by your side.
This article will help you identify a person you can trust (or at least think you can for a time) that will stay with you for the long haul. Fantasy hardships just seem to go down easier if there is a love story involved.
1. Sometimes the first person you meet is actually the right person.
It feels too easy. You get pulled into a fantasy world, and you immediately bond with the first person you see. Sometimes, these things just work out. Maybe there is some divine guiding hand that made you apparate into just the right spot. Who knows? But don’t question it too much. You’ll ruin it.
2. Pay attention to the prophecies.
Almost everyone’s first instinct in a fantasy world is to fight destiny. “Just because something is prophesied doesn’t mean I have to do it.” This makes complete sense if your destiny is to die in some epic battle or be a sacrifice. However, if you are destined to fall in love with someone, just lean into it. Destined love can feel like a bummer in the moment, but don’t look a gift god in the mouth. You found your person. Just go with it.
3. Your love isn’t always the same species as you, and that’s o.k.
When you live in the real world, you might be worried about dating outside of your species. But you have to remember that we live in a world with only one obviously sentient species. In a fantasy world, there are several. Your love interest might be a dwarf, a werewolf, or a changeling. This is o.k. As long as you are an adult that falls in love with another adult that has the ability to consent (and does), then you’re good.
4. Determine if you are the main character.
This one is important and will tell you a lot about the potential longevity of your relationship. If every important plot point seems to follow you, and you specifically, then you are the main character. This may feel like a good thing. In some ways, it is. You will likely live for longer than those around you. But keep in mind that means that you may have to go through a number of love interests before you find one that can last longer than the span of a single book. If you have the occasional plot point, but your friends seem to be equally as important, then congratulations! That means you are part of an ensemble. You are free to fall in love with any of your fellow ensemble members. One of them will likely die in a dramatic moment, but you have a 1 in six chance of picking one that doesn’t. Those are good odds in a fantasy world.
5. See if it is possible to settle down.
This is actually a great time to live in a fantasy world. There is a new trend thanks to Travis Baldree’s cozy Legends and Lattes. It might be possible for you to open up a business and settle down with your love interest. And coffee shops aren’t your only option. In Patrick Rothfuss’ Kingkiller Chronicle, Kvothe opens up a tavern. And recent light novels are full of pharmacies, item shops, and restaurants. The options are endless!
6. Watch the power dynamics.
Power dynamics are really important in a relationship, and they can be even wider in a fantasy world. You could end up dating a chosen one, an immortal fey entity, or even a god. It is absolutely possible to have a romance with these people, but you have to be aware of your role in the relationship. When a human dates a god, at best, you are a temporary distraction. But there is a good chance they’ll go out of their way to protect you. So, it’s definitely worth it.
7. Be aware of age differences.
I have long felt like age difference in a relationship is much more about life stages than actual ages. Therefore, you have to be aware of what life stage your love interest is in. If you are dating a 200-year-old elf, it is possible that they are just beginning adulthood in the world you’re in. Just because someone is much older than you doesn’t mean you’re not a good fit.
8. Sometimes your best friend can be your love interest.
It’s a trope for a reason. You could spend multiple books trying to find the right person whenever they were actually by your side the whole time. If there is any attraction between you and your best friend, don’t be afraid to explore it.
9. Keep your friends close and your enemies-to-lovers closer.
Not every love interest is going to have your best interest at heart. You may end up falling in love with the person that has been trying to kill you throughout your entire adventure. Don’t freak out, this is surprisingly common. But old habits die hard. I’m not saying you need to sleep with one eye open; that can get exhausting, but you have to be ready for a potential betrayal. If they ever ask, “How long are you going to hold that against me?” and they’re referring to the multiple times they tried to kill you, the answer should be “the rest of your lives.”
10. Savor what you have. It probably won’t last.
This is maybe the most important tip. Almost every adventure is going to involve some tragedy. You are going to lose something or someone. Keep that in mind and make the most of the time you have together. Whether you’re in a fantasy world or not, life is short. Savor the moments of joy.
Terry Bartley
Genre: Fantasy
Publisher: Starlight King Press
Date of Publication: 8/15/2023
ISBN: 979-8-9877958-1-1
ASIN: B0BV77GJCJ
Number of pages: 242
Word Count: 50,334
Cover Artist: Deryl Arrazaq
Tagline: Adventure Waits for No One
Book Description:
A collection of short stories in a connected fantasy world
A famed Elven researcher is worried about her home. When she discovers a new realm with massive magic potential, she believes she has found the answer. Will the Seasonal Fey Courts allow her to continue her research without interference, or do they have more nefarious plans?
An Elven princess runs away from her arranged marriage to a parallel world. Will she be able to find the adventure she seeks? While she is in search of battles with dragons and quests to obtain sacred artifacts, she finds that what she was looking for may have been a true connection with someone that understands her.
Two childhood friends, an Orc and a Goblin, have long dreamed of adventure. When a magic school dropout stumbles into their lives, they jump at the chance to realize their ambitions. This found family realizes the world of Galevyn is a much bigger place than the jungle they grew up in.
Terry Bartley is a journalism, literature, and English teacher at Scott High School and writer of the upcoming collection of short stories, Tyranny of the Fey. Terry is the host of the podcast “Most Writers are Fans,” about the intersection between writing and fandom. Terry has professionally written for the Coal Valley News and Screenrant. He has won awards for writing and broadcasting from the West Virginia Associated Press, the National Broadcasting Society, and MarCom. He has a B.A. in English from the University of Phoenix and an M.A. in English Education from Western Governor’s University.He loves tabletop roleplaying games, social deduction games, reading comics, and watching musical television shows. He lives in rural West Virginia with his dog, Etsy.
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Thanks for featuring me! I had a lot of fun writing this one.
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